The Dangers of Younger Students

We've all seen them, they lurk around shopping centres in packs on weekends wearing the bare minimum of clothing that is socially acceptable. These teenage girls are generally between the ages of 14-17 and are attracted to the noise of car keys. They bombard Facebook news feeds with their persistent sharing of their own photographs where they use the flimsiest of excuses to show an uncomfortable amount of flesh. These photographs are usually accompanied by song lyrics as the caption to explain to the viewer what deep and meaningful thought compelled them to strike such a stupid pose and post it as their profile picture. They garner a ridiculous amount of likes generally because they have a friends list that exceeds 1,000 and this list mainly comprises of fellow platonic and shallow female friends that heap praise on them by giving them superficial compliments and faux support on their photographs or young males who add them out of pure lust. These pubescent girls are collectively known as "Younger Students", often shortened to "Y.S.".


Generally speaking Younger Students possess an irrational mindset, they see life as one big popularity contest which they must win. They reach their goals using undesirable methodology, they social climb, they develop a sense of promiscuity at an alarmingly early age and most shockingly they don't take their schooling with the utmost of seriousness, sometimes even skipping their designated classes. To think that this lack of shame and complete irresponsibility dictates lives and the identities of the fairly impressionable Younger Students is a sickening thought. Not only do they disgrace themselves but they disgrace their parents too! 

The Seven Deadly Sins. The Y.S. do at least five of these at any given time

Their moral virtues have been replaced with greed. Today's environment promotes that we are all in it for ourselves and when this is the message that the youth of today have, it will lead to a selfish and compassionless generation. This sudden influx of Y.S. is due to a generation of girls that are insecure about themselves due to the forced sexualisation that Western culture forces upon them at a young age. Although these external influences do not explicitly make them into Younger Students it encourages the Y.S. lifestyle leading the more naive of females to adopt this lifestyle. While these Younger Students might mean well they are still sinning. It is this corrupt society where good old fashioned values are being ignored that ultimately provides for a catalyst for cataclysm.  We are ignoring the values of the Lord too regularly and television shows such as Family Guy and South Park are able to even mock our Saviour publicly on national television! It is through our disrespect for this untainted spirituality that preaches humility, courtesy and respect that we allow ourselves to become one of Satan's "Younger Students". Ultimately with their superficiality and selfishness this demographic of Y.S. represent a very real threat to the integrity of hard-working civilians.


A simple and logical solution would be to wage a Holy War against all things impure and evil. Military intervention against the things that threaten the moral fibre of all that is good in the world is a necessity that cannot be delayed any longer. Attacking shopping centres, oil-rich countries and other notorious Y.S. hotspots is the most effective way of going about this. We should implement more Bible Classes where attendance is voluntary among our constituents to make sure that we give all the Younger Students the opportunity to reform from their sinning ways. Those that do not wish to attend these classes have shown that they do not recognise their downfalls or have their own and Australia's best interests at heart. These Younger Students are beyond saving with my recommendation being that we rid ourselves of these selfish and tainted souls by immediate deportation.

This man offers the Y.S. comfort with the Good Book

If deportation proves to be a costly venture another alternative for Younger Students that are unwilling to reform is simply to cull them. Such an option would create jobs and it would dispose of the offending Y.S. in a cost-effective manner. This would be a win-win situation as we would be rid of scantily clad minors in crop tops that show off their belly button piercings while simultaneously boosting our economy.


I urge you dear reader, to strongly consider the points of contention discussed in this entry as our souls depend on it and inaction could prove to lead an evil life of sin.

Buckle Up!

We all have occupied a car at some point in our lives and we know that the roads we drive our cars on today are chaotic and dangerous. It is through this chaos and danger that we place ourselves by taking to the roads in cars that our lives are put in jeopardy. If we were to be involved in an accident we could die due to the impact of the collision. This is an outcome we should avoid because despite death being ultimately inevitable we should aim to live as long as possible because we can all contribute in some way, shape or form to society.

Heavy traffic and congestion on roads can lead to chaos and danger

A good way of minimising the likelihood of death if you are involved in a car accident is to be seated in a safe manner wearing while correctly wearing a well-fitted seat belt. While this idea may have been initially ridiculed by the general public, it has proved to be a life saving revelation as this phenomenon has saved lives. Although at first glance it seems unreasonable that such a minor addition to the seats of cars can save so many lives there is a scientifically solid reason behind this that makes it make sense. Science has proved that seat belts offer a five way system of protection to its designated wearer.

Point 1: Keeps the occupants of the vehicle inside.

It keeps you in your seat and not out of your seat (e.g. if you were to leave your seat and go through the windshield, which could make you sustain an unwanted injury)

Point 2: Restrains the strongest parts of the body 

It keeps the strongest parts of your body (e.g. the torso and biceps) from leaving the seat and going through the windshield and injuring yourself.

Point 3: Spreads out any force from the collision

It distributes the force of the collision (generally measured in G-forces) more equally on the body as to prevent you from getting too much strain on one part of your body which could injure you severely if there were too many "G-forces" applied on a certain body part.

Point 4: Helps the body to slow down

If the body does not slow down it will continue to travel at the previous speed that the vehicle you were in was going prior to the crash making you more likely than not to go through the windshield and injure yourself.

Point 5: Protects your brain and spinal cord

It aids in the protection of your brain and spinal cord by preventing them from going through the windshield, as it has been noted that going through windshields can contribute to brain and spinal injuries. (On a related note we should all be maintaining our spinal health by regularly visiting a chiropractor as the spine is the 'freeway' of the nervous system and it is the nervous system that helps us move)

This sign implies that if you don't fasten your seat belt that you could potentially die which could potentially disappoint the people around them

To fully gain the advantages of the revolutionary seat belt we must wear it correctly. To do this we must follow the steps shown in this instructional video. I would recommend practicing the correct application, preferably in front of a mirror so you can see if your technique is correct, after watching this informative instructional video as the incorrect technique can prove to be fatal because the wearer does not get full access to the five way system of protection and although four ways may seem sufficient at the time it is not as safe as five because there is one less system of protection. This logic also applies to if the wearer were to have zero, one, two or three systems of protection too!

While sharing seat belts may seem like a good idea, the seat belt is only designed for individual use and thus sharing a seat and a seat belt is a hazardous activity which I would strongly advise against. Thank you for reading this entry on seat belts and I sincerely hope that you leave this page more knowledgeable on the importance of wearing a seat belt while sitting in a car seat. For the more safety conscious readers I would recommend that they take this innovation of seat belts on car seats and use it on regular seats such as sofas, chairs or even armchairs because in today's dangerous society you can never be too safe.